the one where John takes Dorian home because Dorian begs him (“Don’t make me run the wingman routine again, please, man”), and it just happens that John can’t sleep
so Dorian helpfully plays lullabies and whale songs and beach sounds
and John is like “no”
then Dorian says in a female voice “how about a midnight chat? hmm?”
John groans, “Dude, I’m this close from smothering you with a pillow.”
"You do realise I don’t actually need to breathe? … Yeah. Insomnia does that to human memory. Would it help if I recited actual statistics? Are you one of those people who falls asleep listening to numbers? I can run you through Pi. Or the Fibonacci Sequence? 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8…Why are you getting up?"
"To find the mainswitch, why do you think”