the one where John takes Dorian home because Dorian begs him (“Don’t make me run the wingman routine again, please, man”), and it just happens that John can’t sleep 

so Dorian helpfully plays lullabies and whale songs and beach sounds

and John is like “no”

then Dorian says in a female voice “how about a midnight chat? hmm?”

John groans, “Dude, I’m this close from smothering you with a pillow.”

"You do realise I don’t actually need to breathe? … Yeah. Insomnia does that to human memory. Would it help if I recited actual statistics? Are you one of those people who falls asleep listening to numbers? I can run you through Pi. Or the Fibonacci Sequence? 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8…Why are you getting up?"

"To find the mainswitch, why do you think”

sorry 

because-you-are-myfriend
theinturnetexplorer:

secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg


so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 



I feel particularly close to this one:



THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~



goodnight tumblr

theinturnetexplorer:

secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

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I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

goodnight tumblr